Family Force 5 lol. C=
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME,
LET'S TALK ABOUT YESTERDAY BA-BY.
Lol I'm hyper.
BUT FO SRS. Yesterday was awesome. ='D
I went to Bangor [The nearest town with a mall and actual PEOPLE... >_>] with Andrew!

Ok so first, we went to his house to wait for his sister, and we found out that his cat loves me moar than him =3
His cat is CRAZY. But we won't go into that.
So anywayyyyy. It's a two hour drive...
And when we got thar, we first went to the Dollar Tree, cause his sister had to stop there, and we had tons of fun there... there were random pirate and fireman hats lying around, all kinds of funny shit. Andrew and his sister's boyfriend had a plunger fight lmao... I was like, "I don't know you people." and "walked away"

And so we were bored in there, and it smelled pretty bad in there for some reason, so we decided to go outside for some fresh air... and there was this random old lady out there that we didn't even notice before she was like, "Oh I was gonna ask if she was your sister, you two look alike." and I was thinking,


WTF.
Andrew goes, "...No... that's a little... weird."
So by this time this old lady wouldn't stop talking to us, UGH. She was all, "Oh you guys are so cute together" and stuff, so I was like, "OK I THINK YOUR SISTER MIGHT BE WONDERING WHERE WE ARE LET'S GO INSIDE" and I dragged him back in cause that old lady was just wayyyy too weird lmao.
So after our super-fun adventures in Dollar Tree, we went to this weird warehouse store, like all cheap shit and stuff, because his sister had to go thar too, to browse. And so we just ran around the store, and we got to the couch and chair section [Holy shit there are some comfy couches thar] and he kept jumping on them in front of employees, they didn't even say anything XDD
At one point he picked me up and threw me on a couch and then ran away... and I got up real fast cause I know the employees may kick me out lmao, and I couldn't find him anywhere, so I was like shouting, "ANDREWWWWW! ANDREW YOU FORGOT YOUR HELMET YOU LIL SPED." and everyone just stares at me... XD
He jumped out of a giant refrigerator later on. Lol.
SO AFTER THAT. We went to the mall, and just, you know, wandered around. And there was this little flying helicopter thing, and Andrew was like, "WHOA" and dragged me over to it, and this dude was like, trying to convince Andrew to buy it, and I was like, "ANDREW NOO. NO. You're not wasting your money on this." and that salesperson dude was like, "Hey don't listen to her it's YOUR money." And I was like, -drags away- -flips salesperson off- =/
But yea. I bought a new AE hoodie. It's delish. <3
SO AFTER THAT. We went bowling. I sucked ASS. I wouldn't have beat Andrew on the second game, but he totally let me win lmao. >_>
AND AFTER THAT. We went to an EPIC buffet. It's really called the Epic Buffet, I shit you not. And boy was it epic. There was some lady behind us that was HUGE and she looked like a prostitute. Nevermind. She didn't look like a prostitute... she WAS a prostitute. Yea. She looked like Shane Dawson as Shanaynay. Don't know it? Look here:
[link] <-- Cept fatter.
AND AFTER THATTTTT. We went to Walmart. Oh gawd. Got there, Andrew picked me up and put me in the cart, and we zoomed through the isles putting various thongs and bras on the sides of it.
It was HILARIOUS. And then, he jumped in the cart. It was the most uncomfortable thing ever. But so fun. C=
People gave us the weirdest looks.. XD
Andrew starts acting like he's sped, I was like -buries face in hoodie-
Then, on the two hour ride home, we cuddled and fell asleep together. <33
I didn't want to leave... </33
So yep. Kudos to you if you actually read that whole thing.
That day = freaking awesome.
my wolf devil: [link] and when was it your birthday?
November 10th. C=
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